Celebrity Juice: Obscene and Unseen!
4th November 2013
Behold, a message from Keith on the all-new Celebrity Juice DVD: Obscene and Unseen.
"How do! Let me tell ya about the new juice DVD 'Obscene & Unseen', apparently there's over 2 hours of ALL NEW unseen stuff that was too rude t' be seen on't telly, as well as all the best bits from Series Series 7, 8 and 9, this is the Juiciest DVD yet! That's an exclusive! Nuff said! Actually no not nuff said! This proper ace DVD has all ya favourite games like Mask of Sorrow, Shouting One Out (my fave) and The Tickle Monster (terrifying!) and loads of mad new ones you've never seen before. See all of Kelly Brook's best bits! She's got lovely bits! Malcolm "Danny Dyer" Smith getting 'mugged off' by me! Everyone's favourite dingbats, Joey Essex and Helen Flanagan! Northern funny-men like Jason Manford, Chris Ramsey and Johnny Vegas! The bang tidy Abbey Clancey and Kimberley Wyatt! Fit as flip Olympic gold medallists Mo Farah, Jessica Ennis and Greg Rutherford! TV legends like Holly's secret lover Phillip Schofield and Jonathan "Wibbly Wobbly" Woss! And the biggest names in pop, including The Wanted, The Saturdays, Olly Murs, McFly, JLS, Conor Maynard and Rizzle Kicks. The DVD is the dogs privates. Right that's it, nuff said.
All't best x"
Suitable only for 15 years or older!